catlips001:

dizzyybun:

catlips001:

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

Let me see it

ethicalheaux:

squishable-amethyst:

amant-lesbienne:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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zippiestrock:

Goodnight, gamers

*despawns*

incorrect-dragonage:

Morrigan, watching the news: Hah, some idiot tried to fight a squid.

Alistair, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

bearmagus:

entropytea:

what the…

A jouch?

Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

Jairs.

What the-

WHY?!

Cinematic Parallels

immaplatypus:

frogprayers:

frogprayers:

i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!

she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i……….i adore her…….with every fiber of my being

capnperaltiago:

the b99 fandom today

screwyouandrew:

186px:

without question I’ve never seen a toad or frog big enough to leave me truly happy. I am incomplete, emotionally

Sounds like you need to find some BFFs

Big fucking frogs

madejsbian:

snorting while laughing is cute y’all are just mean

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)